My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
tapped the breaks
Vine by Lauren Lavoie
tHE GAGGING NOISE
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
i’ll be keeping you safe. one last victory, allow me that. give me that, my impossible girl.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
i’m sad a lot. i’m sad and sad and then i just get sad again and i’m afraid to be happy because that means i’m not sad and it means that things are about to get sad, which makes the sad worse, because instead of rolling down a hill, it’s like falling off a cliff.