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a hufflepuff in a wholocked studio

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

(via thefaceofmoe)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

(Source: manda, via hummingbird-hooligan)

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

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simplypotterheads:

there is a light and it never goes out

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frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

(Source: hoppusfarm, via shepensdragons)

the-real-actual-doctor:

im a loser and I spent half an hour using mspaint for this.
Please excuse my terrible handwriting as well.
i’ll be keeping you safe. one last victory, allow me that. give me that, my impossible girl.

(Source: agloriouspond, via thedoctorofwar)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via my-ballerina-dream)

strechanadi:

vaganovaballetandmore:

Sorry for the crappy quality, but everybody needs to see this balance from cojacaru.

No, everybody needs to see Johan :D
  • in class: *can't hold a passe releve for 2 seconds*
  • at home: *holds it for 50,000 years*

i’m sad a lot. i’m sad and sad and then i just get sad again and i’m afraid to be happy because that means i’m not sad and it means that things are about to get sad, which makes the sad worse, because instead of rolling down a hill, it’s like falling off a cliff. 

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

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